He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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