i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Found your dick twin last night
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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