LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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