I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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