You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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