Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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