Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just tell him i said nine months
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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