4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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