I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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