I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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