oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
