she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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