I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
