shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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