I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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