I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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