While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
