belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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