I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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