O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
