i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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