worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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