i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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