I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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