She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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