i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
