I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
