I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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