no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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