It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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