ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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