I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Don't tell me you're on acid again
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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