Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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