32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Shame is for Republicans.
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