Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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