Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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