So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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