dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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