it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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