I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
worst night to have a conscience
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
