The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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