You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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