hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
try to milk me bitch
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