She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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