but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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