The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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