So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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