ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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