Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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