think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You've changed since you got that strap on
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
